time to hit the panic button for Carolina

I thought I'd grow a 3rd testicle or makeout with Beyonce before that happened. Now that's he's a starter...Beyonce, call me! These are two rising teams and once Alex Smith got in, this was a close game I doubt Smith can do this again so he should enjoy the week. Shaun Hill is headed to the CFL like a bullet...so much for being a super sleeper you ass dart. Owen Daniels is a STUD...if you own him, you're doing some stupid happy dance in your living room today while your wife rolls her eyes and looks at you like you're the dumbest thing to hit the planet since Jessica Simpson. Indy - 42 St Louis - 6Summary: This was ridiculous. I swear Peyton Manning was throwing passes with his eyes closed and still connecting.

Any time RB Chad Simpson scores for the Colts, things have gotten way out of hand. Peyton threw 3 scores, the Colts ran the ball well and their D had a field day The Rams Steven Jackson ran for 134 yards End of story. I am going to fly to Minneapolis tomorrow and kick Chester Taylor square in the nutsack! How do you let that ball bounce off your hands The Vikes were getting 4 points. They're driving down by 3 with 2 minutes left so I'm thinking my pick of the Vikes is good to go! WOOHOO $260 win for me. WTF I hate football! This was a defensive battle that the Vikes should have won Mistake after mistake cost them this game Sidney Rice is here to stay He'll be a stud all year now that Favre trusts him He had another MONSTER game with 11 grabs for 136 yards. Everyone else in this game was controlled by 2 good defenses.

Pittsburgh wins a huge game that makes a statement about just how good they are This game was better than the score indicated. Better watch your back Chester you little fruit! You see someone in an oversized Yankee hat carrying a baseball bat you better run fool! New England - 35 Tampa Bay - 7Summary: Just to top the morning off, Tom Brady and the Pats drub another NFL scrub squad Oh yipppee. To make this even worse, Randy Moss puts on his Invisible Suit for Halloween. 69 yards and not a sniff of endzone for Randy in shit blowout. Seriously He's Randy Freakin' Moss! You couldn't throw him a bone and give him one of the zillion scores on the day Just in case Tampa wasn't quite sure...JOSH JOHNSON IS NOT A STARTING NFL QUARTERBACK! 3 picks on the day for him as Tampa failed to move the rock all day long. Maybe I'm just bitter because I didn't have a piece of any of this.

I'm sitting here now watching my starting QB Drew Brees gobble scrotum again I hate fantasy football. Why do I subject myself to this every single week Off to watch the rest of the afternoon games. Chicago - 10 Cincinnati - 45Summary: What the hell happened here Are the Bears this bad HOLY CRIPES! Cincinnati OWNED them. Cedric Benson ran on them like his personal treadmill to the tune of 189 yards and a score Ocho Cinco racked up 118 yards and 2 scores I just can't believe this game. I thought the Bears would at least make this a close game, hell I thought they'd win! Matt Forte owners....EJECT EJECT EJECT! Don't you hate when you blow a high first round pick on someone and they gargle yambag all year You keep asking yourself is this the week Do I deal him now Will he turn it around this week Now his value sucks and you waited too long Enjoy The Bears defense is horrible. They're the real deal and they flexed all over the Cubs today (not worthy of being called Bears anymore). This was ugly. Buffalo - 20 Carolina - 9Summary: Okay...time to hit the panic button for Carolina.